Reb Lelmas Racing

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Reb Lelmas Racing are a racing team founded exclusively by the thought of lel. The team is formed from the toppest of lels, and currently compete in Formula One Rejects World Lel Series, Internation Formula Lel Challenge, and F1 Rejects Super Lel Cup.

History

No one thought it could be done. It was impossible, they said. Mind-numbingly stupid to even try, they said. The petty opinions of the petulant masses did not faze His Lelness, Reb Lelmas I, the Crown Prince of Toplelistan. Every day he would stroll in the regal gardens of Toplelistan, amongst the bushes expertly trimmed into the exact shape of his passport, debating the admittedly audacious project he had challenged himself to complete. He had never faced such a monumental task in all his (few) years on this planet, yet he was determined to leap into the challenge and take it by the scruff of the neck. The other regal project - the overly ambitious project to build and sell a 1000 BHP engine to F1 teams - had to be cast aside, despite the unbelievable amount of Dogecoin and copious amount of effort spent to bring the engine into fruition. Oh, how Lelmas wished to hear the roar of a 1000 BHP engine around the streets of the capital city of Top Kek. But bigger things were at stake this time, bigger things than his pride.

He had heard it was impossible to do. Every time anyone unfortunate enough to mention failure within his earshot, not only did they get an enraged, poorly punctuated and slightly confusing tirade, but it inspired Lelmas on, to achieve. He worked tirelessly, day and night, to achieve his dream, the dream of the Toplelistani people, the dream that had been so unfairly criticised by every sane person on the planet. And now, he was closer than he'd ever been. It was in reach. To - after such determination - finally become the most incompetent man in history.

And oh, how the Crown Prince was loving every minute of it.