1989 FA1L's Alternate F1
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The 1989 Alternate F1 season was the first of FA1L's Alternate F1. The series was the bastard love child of pi3141's Alternate F1, Ataxia's F1 manager, and the original Flaschenpost F1, although somehow the sound basic premise was completely lost in a sea of ridiculous decision done without the aid of the all-seeing, all-conquering and all-loving RNG. Like the equally successful and loved Reb Lelmas Racing, the series was powered by a canister of pure, unfiltered lel, hooked directly up to FAIL's PC via a USB 1.0 cable he found in a skip. This made for nonsensical decisions only rivaled in unpredictability by a bad trip.
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Teams and Drivers
| Team | Constructor | Chassis | Engine | Tyres | # | Race Drivers | Rounds | Test Drivers |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Voeckler Capitaux Voeckler Grand Prix
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Voeckler | Voeckler-1 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 | 
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1 | Jeremy-Etienne Voeckler
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TBA | Adelaide Voeckler
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| 2 | Frederic-Maxime Voeckler
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TBA | ||||||
| 3 | Benoit Voeckler
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TBA | ||||||
 Team McLelren
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McLaren | MP4/5 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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1 | Alexandre-Laurent Voeckler
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TBA | TBA |
| 2 | Marc-Andre Voeckler
|
TBA | ||||||
| Tylel Racing Organisation
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Tyrrell | 018 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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3 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 4 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Parmalel Williams Team
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Williams | FW13 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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5 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 6 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| IBM Motor Racing Develelments
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Brabham | BT58 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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7 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 8 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| American Lellines Lelrrows Grand Prix International
|
Arrows | A11 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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9 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 10 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Team Leltus
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Lotus | 101 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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11 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 12 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Lel
|
March | CG891 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
15 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 16 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
 Lelka Oslella Squadra Corse
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Osella | FA1M89 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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17 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 18 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Camlel Benelel Formulel Ltd
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Benetton | B189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
19 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 20 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Certina BMS Scuderia Italel
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Dallara | F189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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21 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 22 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Minardi Team SpA
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Minardi | M189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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23 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 24 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Equipe Lelgier Elf
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Ligier | JS33 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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25 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 26 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Italian Lels
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Ferrari | 640 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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27 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 28 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Apple Equipe Lelrrousse
|
Lola | LC89 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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29 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 30 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Colelni S.p.A
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Coloni | C3 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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31 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 32 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Kellog's All-Bran EuroBran Racing powered by Lel
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EuroBrun | ER189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
33 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 34 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
 Rolex Lelspeed Racing
|
Zakspeed | 891 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
35 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 36 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Lel Formula One
|
Onyx | ORE-1 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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37 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 38 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Rial Racing
|
Rial | ARC2 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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39 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 40 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Automolels Gonfaronaise Sportive
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AGS | JH24 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
41 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 42 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| F.I.R.S.T.
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First | F189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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43 | Michael Schumacher
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TBA | Sope Stever
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| 44 |  Juan Manulel Fangio
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TBA |
Season Calendar
| Race | Location | Date | Pole position | Fastest lap | Winning driver | Winning team | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  United States Grand Prix
|
Circuit of the Americas | Lel 1st, 1989 | Sope Stever
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Sope Stever
|
Sope Stever
|
Sope Stever
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| 2 | 24 Lels of Lel Mans
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Lel Mans | Voeckler Memorial Day | Jeremy-Etienne Voeckler
|
Frederic-Maxime Voeckler
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Benoit Voeckler
|
Voeckler-Ferrari
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| 3 |  Brazilian Grand Prix
|
Jacarapequa | TBA | ||||
| 4 | Argentinian Grand Prix
|
Buenos Aires | TBA | ||||
| 5 |  Spanish Grand Prix
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Jerez | TBA | ||||
| 6 | French Grand Prix
|
Paul Ricard | TBA | ||||
| 7 |  Belgian Grand Prix
|
Spa | TBA | ||||
| 8 |  Luxembourg Grand Prix
|
Nurburgring | TBA | ||||
| 9 |  San Marino Grand Prix
|
Imola | TBA | ||||
| 10 | British Grand Prix
|
Silverstone | TBA | ||||
| 11 | German Grand Prix
|
Hockenheimring | TBA | ||||
| 12 |  Hungarian Grand Prix
|
Hungaroring | TBA | ||||
| 13 |  Canadian Grand Prix
|
Montreal | TBA | ||||
| 14 | United States Grand Prix West
|
Long Beach | TBA | ||||
| 15 |  Finnish Grand Prix
|
Helsinki | TBA | ||||
| 16 | Italian Grand Prix
|
Monza | TBA | ||||
| 17 |  Japanese Grand Prix
|
Suzuka | TBA |
