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!rowspan=2|Lotus | !rowspan=2|Lotus | ||
|rowspan=2|101 | |rowspan=2|101 | ||
| − | |rowspan=2| | + | |rowspan=2|Lelborghini 3512 3.5 V12 |
|rowspan=2|[[File:Pirleli Icon.png]] | |rowspan=2|[[File:Pirleli Icon.png]] | ||
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|12 | |12 | ||
| − | | | + | |[[File:Flag of Brazil svg.png]] Maurício Guglelmin |
|TBA | |TBA | ||
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|TBA | |TBA | ||
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| − | |rowspan=2|[[File:Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png]] Camlel Benelel Formulel | + | |rowspan=2|[[File:Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png]] Camlel Benelel Formulel Leltd |
!rowspan=2|Benetton | !rowspan=2|Benetton | ||
|rowspan=2|B189 | |rowspan=2|B189 | ||
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|TBA | |TBA | ||
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| − | |rowspan=2|[[File:Flag of France svg.png]] Equipe Lelgier | + | |rowspan=2|[[File:Flag of France svg.png]] Equipe Lelgier Lelf |
!rowspan=2|Ligier | !rowspan=2|Ligier | ||
|rowspan=2|JS33 | |rowspan=2|JS33 | ||
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|26 | |26 | ||
| − | | | + | |[[File:Flag of France svg.png]] Olelvier Grouillard |
|TBA | |TBA | ||
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|rowspan=2|[[File:Pirleli Icon.png]] | |rowspan=2|[[File:Pirleli Icon.png]] | ||
|27 | |27 | ||
| − | | | + | |[[File:Flag of the United States svg.png]] ''The'' Jimmie Russler |
|TBA | |TBA | ||
|rowspan=2|TBA | |rowspan=2|TBA | ||
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|28 | |28 | ||
| − | | | + | |[[File:Flag of Australia svg.png]] J-Dub |
|TBA | |TBA | ||
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!rowspan=2|Lola | !rowspan=2|Lola | ||
|rowspan=2|LC89 | |rowspan=2|LC89 | ||
| − | |rowspan=2| | + | |rowspan=2|Lelmas 1000bhp Special costing £17000 |
|rowspan=2|[[File:Pirleli Icon.png]] | |rowspan=2|[[File:Pirleli Icon.png]] | ||
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|31 | |31 | ||
| − | | | + | |[[File:Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png]] Max "Talent Talent Talent" Chilton |
|TBA | |TBA | ||
|rowspan=2|TBA | |rowspan=2|TBA | ||
|- | |- | ||
|32 | |32 | ||
| − | | | + | |[[File:Flag of Mexico svg.png]] Esteban "Talent Talent Talent Talent Talent Talent" Gutiérrez Gutiérrez |
|TBA | |TBA | ||
|- | |- | ||
| − | |rowspan=2|[[File:Flag of Italy svg.png]] [[EuroBran Racing| | + | |rowspan=2|[[File:Flag of Italy svg.png]] [[EuroBran Racing|Lellogg's All-Bran EuroBran Racing powered by Lel]] |
!rowspan=2|EuroBrun | !rowspan=2|EuroBrun | ||
|rowspan=2|ER189 | |rowspan=2|ER189 | ||
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|rowspan=2|[[File:Pirleli Icon.png]] | |rowspan=2|[[File:Pirleli Icon.png]] | ||
|33 | |33 | ||
| − | | | + | |[[File:Flag of the United States svg.png]] Michael Waltrip |
|TBA | |TBA | ||
|rowspan=2|TBA | |rowspan=2|TBA | ||
|- | |- | ||
|34 | |34 | ||
| − | | | + | |[[File:Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png]] Andy Neate |
|TBA | |TBA | ||
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|40 | |40 | ||
| − | | | + | |[[File:Flag of Italy svg.png]] Gabrilel Tarquini |
|TBA | |TBA | ||
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|rowspan=2|[[File:Pirleli Icon.png]] | |rowspan=2|[[File:Pirleli Icon.png]] | ||
|41 | |41 | ||
| − | | | + | | [[File:Flag of France svg.png]] Aleln Prost |
|TBA | |TBA | ||
|rowspan=2|TBA | |rowspan=2|TBA | ||
|- | |- | ||
|42 | |42 | ||
| − | | | + | | [[File:Flag of Australia svg.png]] [[Daniel Melrose|Danilel Malros]] |
|TBA | |TBA | ||
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| [[File:Flag of the United States svg.png]] United States Grand Prix | | [[File:Flag of the United States svg.png]] United States Grand Prix | ||
| Circuit of the Americas | | Circuit of the Americas | ||
| − | | Lel | + | | 1st Lel, 1989 |
| [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png]] [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=failed+abortion Sope Stever] | | [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png]] [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=failed+abortion Sope Stever] | ||
| [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png]] [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=failed+abortion Sope Stever] | | [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png]] [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=failed+abortion Sope Stever] | ||
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! 3 | ! 3 | ||
| − | | [[File:Flag of Brazil svg.png]] | + | | [[File:Flag of Brazil svg.png]] Downstairs Waxing Grand Prix |
| Jacarapegua | | Jacarapegua | ||
| Samba Sunday | | Samba Sunday | ||
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! 4 | ! 4 | ||
| − | | [[File:Flag of Argentina svg.png]] | + | | [[File:Flag of Argentina svg.png]] Not The Falklands Grand Prix |
| Buenos Aires | | Buenos Aires | ||
| TBA | | TBA | ||
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! 7 | ! 7 | ||
| − | | [[File:Flag of | + | | [[File:Flag of Toplelistan svg.png]] Toplelistani Grand Lel |
| − | | | + | | Top Kek street circuit |
| TBA | | TBA | ||
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! 8 | ! 8 | ||
| − | | [[File:Flag of Luxembourg svg.png]] | + | | [[File:Flag of Luxembourg svg.png]] Scraping The Barrel For Names Grand Prix |
| Nurburgring | | Nurburgring | ||
| TBA | | TBA | ||
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! 9 | ! 9 | ||
| [[File:Flag of San Marino svg.png]] San Marino Grand Prix | | [[File:Flag of San Marino svg.png]] San Marino Grand Prix | ||
| − | | | + | | Imolel |
| TBA | | TBA | ||
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| [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png]] British Grand Prix | | [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png]] British Grand Prix | ||
| Silverstone | | Silverstone | ||
| − | | | + | | 13 Julel 1989 |
| − | | | + | | [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png]] In the tent instruction manual |
| − | | | + | | [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png]] Max Mosley's, presumably Eva Braun was sat on it |
| − | | | + | | [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png]] Everyone's a Winner! |
| − | | | + | | [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png]] Hopefully not Man United |
|- | |- | ||
! 11 | ! 11 | ||
| − | | [[File:Flag of Germany svg.png]] | + | | [[File:Flag of Germany svg.png]] Germoney Grand Prix |
| Hockenheimring | | Hockenheimring | ||
| TBA | | TBA | ||
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! 12 | ! 12 | ||
| − | | [[File:Flag of Hungary svg.png]] | + | | [[File:Flag of Hungary svg.png]] I'm Not, Actually, I Just Ate Grand Prix |
| Hungaroring | | Hungaroring | ||
| Who cares? | | Who cares? | ||
| − | | | + | | [[File:Flag of Hungary svg.png]] [[HWNSNBM]] |
| − | | | + | | [[File:Flag of Hungary svg.png]] [[HWNSNBM]] |
| − | | | + | | [[File:Flag of Hungary svg.png]] [[HWNSNBM]] |
| − | | | + | | [[File:Flag of Hungary svg.png]] Hovercraft Racing Powered by Eels |
|- | |- | ||
! 13 | ! 13 | ||
| − | | [[File:Flag of Canada svg.png]] Canadian Grand Prix | + | | [[File:Flag of Canada svg.png]] Canadian Grand Prix, eh? |
| Montreal | | Montreal | ||
| TBA | | TBA | ||
| − | | | + | | [[File:Flag of Canada svg.png]] Jacques Lelleneuve |
| − | | | + | | [[File:Flag of Canada svg.png]] Lel Pease |
| − | | | + | | [[File:Flag of Canada svg.png]] Seth Rogan, somehow |
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! 16 | ! 16 | ||
| − | | [[File:Flag of Italy svg.png]] | + | | [[File:Flag of Italy svg.png]] Biscotti Grand Prix |
| Monzarella | | Monzarella | ||
| TBA | | TBA | ||
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===Constructor's Championship=== | ===Constructor's Championship=== | ||
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category: LOL Series]] |
[[Category: FA1L's Alternate F1]] | [[Category: FA1L's Alternate F1]] | ||
Latest revision as of 08:58, 24 June 2014
The 1989 Alternate F1 season was the first of FA1L's Alternate F1. The series was the bastard love child of pi3141's Alternate F1, Ataxia's F1 manager, and the original Flaschenpost F1, although somehow the sound basic premise was completely lost in a sea of ridiculous decision done without the aid of the all-seeing, all-conquering and all-loving RNG. Like the equally successful and loved Reb Lelmas Racing, the series was powered by a canister of pure, unfiltered lel, hooked directly up to FAIL's PC via a USB 1.0 cable he found in a skip. This made for nonsensical decisions only rivaled in unpredictability by a bad trip.
Contents
Teams and Drivers
| Team | Constructor | Chassis | Engine | Tyres | # | Race Drivers | Rounds | Test Drivers |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Voeckler Capitaux Voeckler Grand Prix
|
Voeckler | Voeckler-1 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 | 
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1 | Jeremy-Etienne Voeckler
|
TBA | Adelaide Voeckler
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| 2 | Frederic-Maxime Voeckler
|
TBA | ||||||
| 3 | Benoit Voeckler
|
TBA | ||||||
 Team McLelren
|
McLaren | MP4/5 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
1 | Alexandre-Laurent Voeckler
|
TBA | TBA |
| 2 | Marc-Andre Voeckler
|
TBA | ||||||
| Tylel Racing Organisation
|
Tyrrell | 018 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
3 | Mark Blundlel
|
TBA | TBA |
| 4 | Jean Alelsi
|
TBA | ||||||
| Parmalel Williams Team
|
Williams | FW13 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
5 | Nigel Manslel
|
TBA | TBA |
| 6 |  Gerhard Royale With Cheese
|
TBA | ||||||
| IBM Motor Racing Develelments
|
Brabham | BT58 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
7 |  JJ Lelto
|
TBA | TBA |
| 8 |  Ivan Capleli
|
TBA | ||||||
| American Lellines Lelrrows Grand Prix International
|
Arrows | A11 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
9 | Philippe Lelliot
|
TBA | TBA |
| 10 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Team Leltus
|
Lotus | 101 | Lelborghini 3512 3.5 V12 |
|
11 |  Lelson Piquet
|
TBA | TBA |
| 12 | Maurício Guglelmin
|
TBA | ||||||
| Lelton Lelse
|
March | CG891 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
15 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 16 | Ivan Capleli
|
TBA | ||||||
| Lelka Oslella Squadra Corse
|
Osella | FA1M89 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
17 | Nicolel Lelrini
|
TBA | TBA |
| 18 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Camlel Benelel Formulel Leltd
|
Benetton | B189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
19 | Alelsandro Nannini
|
TBA | TBA |
| 20 | Emanulele Pirro
|
TBA | ||||||
| Certina BMS Scuderia Italel
|
Dallara | F189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
21 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 22 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Minardi Team SpA
|
Minardi | M189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
23 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 24 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Equipe Lelgier Lelf
|
Ligier | JS33 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
25 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 26 | Olelvier Grouillard
|
TBA | ||||||
| Italian Lels
|
Ferrari | 640 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
27 |  The Jimmie Russler
|
TBA | TBA |
| 28 |  J-Dub
|
TBA | ||||||
| Apple Equipe Lelrrousse
|
Lola | LC89 | Lelmas 1000bhp Special costing £17000 |
|
29 |  Anthrax Japonica Bolognaise
|
TBA | TBA |
| 30 | Bathplug Montague
|
TBA | ||||||
| Colelni S.p.A
|
Coloni | C3 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
31 | Max "Talent Talent Talent" Chilton
|
TBA | TBA |
| 32 |  Esteban "Talent Talent Talent Talent Talent Talent" Gutiérrez Gutiérrez
|
TBA | ||||||
| Lellogg's All-Bran EuroBran Racing powered by Lel
|
EuroBrun | ER189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
33 | Michael Waltrip
|
TBA | TBA |
| 34 | Andy Neate
|
TBA | ||||||
 Rolex Lelspeed Racing
|
Zakspeed | 891 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
35 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 36 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Lelyx Formula One
|
Onyx | ORE-1 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
37 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 38 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Rilel Racing
|
Rial | ARC2 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
39 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 40 | Gabrilel Tarquini
|
TBA | ||||||
| Automolels Gonfaronaise Sportive
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AGS | JH24 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
41 | Aleln Prost
|
TBA | TBA |
| 42 | Danilel Malros
|
TBA | ||||||
| L.A.S.T.
|
FIRST | F189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
43 | Michael Schumacher
|
TBA | Sope Stever
|
| 44 |  Juan Manulel Fangio
|
TBA |
Season Calendar
| Race | Location | Date | Pole position | Fastest lap | Winning driver | Winning team | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | United States Grand Prix
|
Circuit of the Americas | 1st Lel, 1989 | Sope Stever
|
Sope Stever
|
Sope Stever
|
Sope Stever
|
| 2 | 24 Lels of Lel Mans
|
Lel Mans | Voeckler Memorial Day | Jeremy-Etienne Voeckler
|
Frederic-Maxime Voeckler
|
Benoit Voeckler
|
Voeckler-Ferrari
|
| 3 | Downstairs Waxing Grand Prix
|
Jacarapegua | Samba Sunday | ||||
| 4 | Not The Falklands Grand Prix
|
Buenos Aires | TBA | ||||
| 5 |  Spanish Grand Prix
|
Lelez | TBA | ||||
| 6 | French Grand Prix
|
Paul's brother Pete Ricard | TBA | ||||
| 7 |  Toplelistani Grand Lel
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Top Kek street circuit | TBA | ||||
| 8 |  Scraping The Barrel For Names Grand Prix
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Nurburgring | TBA | ||||
| 9 |  San Marino Grand Prix
|
Imolel | TBA | ||||
| 10 | British Grand Prix
|
Silverstone | 13 Julel 1989 | In the tent instruction manual
|
Max Mosley's, presumably Eva Braun was sat on it
|
Everyone's a Winner!
|
Hopefully not Man United
|
| 11 | Germoney Grand Prix
|
Hockenheimring | TBA | ||||
| 12 |  I'm Not, Actually, I Just Ate Grand Prix
|
Hungaroring | Who cares? | HWNSNBM
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HWNSNBM
|
HWNSNBM
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Hovercraft Racing Powered by Eels
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| 13 |  Canadian Grand Prix, eh?
|
Montreal | TBA | Jacques Lelleneuve
|
Lel Pease
|
Seth Rogan, somehow
|
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| 14 | United States, Home of the Whopper Grand Prix
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Long Beach | TBA | ||||
| 15 | Finish Powerball Grand Prix
|
Lelsinki | TBA | ||||
| 16 | Biscotti Grand Prix
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Monzarella | TBA | ||||
| 17 |  Yo Sushi! Grand Prix
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Suzuka | Smarch 13th, 1989 |
