1989 FA1L's Alternate F1

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The 1989 Alternate F1 season was the first of FA1L's Alternate F1. The series was the bastard love child of pi3141's Alternate F1, Ataxia's F1 manager, and the original Flaschenpost F1, although somehow the sound basic premise was completely lost in a sea of ridiculous decision done without the aid of the all-seeing, all-conquering and all-loving RNG. Like the equally successful and loved Reb Lelmas Racing, the series was powered by a canister of pure, unfiltered lel, hooked directly up to FAIL's PC via a USB 1.0 cable he found in a skip. This made for nonsensical decisions only rivaled in unpredictability by a bad trip.

Teams and Drivers

Team Constructor Chassis Engine Tyres # Race Drivers Rounds Test Drivers
Flag of France svg.png Voeckler Capitaux Voeckler Grand Prix Voeckler Voeckler-1 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 1 Flag of France svg.png Jeremy-Etienne Voeckler TBA Flag of France svg.png Adelaide Voeckler
2 Flag of France svg.png Frederic-Maxime Voeckler TBA
3 Flag of France svg.png Benoit Voeckler TBA
Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Team McLelren McLaren MP4/5 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 1 Flag of France svg.png Alexandre-Laurent Voeckler TBA TBA
2 Flag of France svg.png Marc-Andre Voeckler TBA
Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Tylel Racing Organisation Tyrrell 018 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 3 Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Mark Blundlel TBA TBA
4 Flag of France svg.png Jean Alelsi TBA
Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Parmalel Williams Team Williams FW13 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 5 Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Nigel Manslel TBA TBA
6 Flag of Austria svg.png Gerhard Royale With Cheese TBA
Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png IBM Motor Racing Develelments Brabham BT58 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 7 Flag of Finland svg.png JJ Lelto TBA TBA
8 Flag of Italy svg.png Ivan Capleli TBA
Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png American Lellines Lelrrows Grand Prix International Arrows A11 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 9 Flag of France svg.png Philippe Lelliot TBA TBA
10 TBA TBA
Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Team Leltus Lotus 101 Lelborghini 3512 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 11 Flag of Brazil svg.png Lelson Piquet TBA TBA
12 Flag of Brazil svg.png Maurício Guglelmin TBA
Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Lelton Lelse March CG891 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 15 TBA TBA TBA
16 Flag of Brazil svg.png Ivan Capleli TBA
Flag of Italy svg.png Lelka Oslella Squadra Corse Osella FA1M89 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 17 Flag of Italy svg.png Nicolel Lelrini TBA TBA
18 TBA TBA
Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Camlel Benelel Formulel Leltd Benetton B189 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 19 Flag of Italy svg.png Alelsandro Nannini TBA TBA
20 Flag of Italy svg.png Emanulele Pirro TBA
Flag of Italy svg.png Certina BMS Scuderia Italel Dallara F189 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 21 TBA TBA TBA
22 TBA TBA
Flag of Italy svg.png Minardi Team SpA Minardi M189 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 23 TBA TBA TBA
24 TBA TBA
Flag of France svg.png Equipe Lelgier Lelf Ligier JS33 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 25 TBA TBA TBA
26 Flag of France svg.png Olelvier Grouillard TBA
Flag of Italy svg.png Italian Lels Ferrari 640 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 27 Flag of the United States svg.png The Jimmie Russler TBA TBA
28 Flag of Australia svg.png J-Dub TBA
Flag of France svg.png Apple Equipe Lelrrousse Lola LC89 Lelmas 1000bhp Special costing £17000 Pirleli Icon.png 29 Flag of Kazakhstan svg.pngAnthrax Japonica Bolognaise TBA TBA
30 Flag of the United Kingdom svg.pngBathplug Montague TBA
Flag of Italy svg.png Colelni S.p.A Coloni C3 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 31 Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Max "Talent Talent Talent" Chilton TBA TBA
32 Flag of Mexico svg.png Esteban "Talent Talent Talent Talent Talent Talent" Gutiérrez Gutiérrez TBA
Flag of Italy svg.png Lellogg's All-Bran EuroBran Racing powered by Lel EuroBrun ER189 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 33 Flag of the United States svg.png Michael Waltrip TBA TBA
34 Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Andy Neate TBA
Flag of Germany svg.png Rolex Lelspeed Racing Zakspeed 891 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 35 TBA TBA TBA
36 TBA TBA
Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Lelyx Formula One Onyx ORE-1 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 37 TBA TBA TBA
38 TBA TBA
Flag of Germany svg.png Rilel Racing Rial ARC2 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 39 TBA TBA TBA
40 Flag of Italy svg.png Gabrilel Tarquini TBA
Flag of France svg.png Automolels Gonfaronaise Sportive AGS JH24 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 41 Flag of France svg.png Aleln Prost TBA TBA
42 Flag of Australia svg.png Danilel Malros TBA
Flag of Italy svg.png L.A.S.T. FIRST F189 Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 Pirleli Icon.png 43 Flag of Germany svg.png Michael Schumacher TBA Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Sope Stever
44 Flag of Argentina svg.png Juan Manulel Fangio TBA

Season Calendar

Race Location Date Pole position Fastest lap Winning driver Winning team
1 Flag of the United States svg.png United States Grand Prix Circuit of the Americas 1st Lel, 1989 Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Sope Stever Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Sope Stever Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Sope Stever Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Sope Stever
2 Flag of France svg.png 24 Lels of Lel Mans Lel Mans Voeckler Memorial Day Flag of France svg.png Jeremy-Etienne Voeckler Flag of France svg.png Frederic-Maxime Voeckler Flag of France svg.png Benoit Voeckler Flag of France svg.png Voeckler-Ferrari
3 Flag of Brazil svg.png Downstairs Waxing Grand Prix Jacarapegua Samba Sunday
4 Flag of Argentina svg.png Not The Falklands Grand Prix Buenos Aires TBA
5 Flag of Spain svg.png Spanish Grand Prix Lelez TBA
6 Flag of France svg.png French Grand Prix Paul's brother Pete Ricard TBA
7 Flag of Toplelistan svg.png Toplelistani Grand Lel Top Kek street circuit TBA
8 Flag of Luxembourg svg.png Scraping The Barrel For Names Grand Prix Nurburgring TBA
9 Flag of San Marino svg.png San Marino Grand Prix Imolel TBA
10 Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png British Grand Prix Silverstone 13 Julel 1989 Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png In the tent instruction manual Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Max Mosley's, presumably Eva Braun was sat on it Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Everyone's a Winner! Flag of the United Kingdom svg.png Hopefully not Man United
11 Flag of Germany svg.png Germoney Grand Prix Hockenheimring TBA
12 Flag of Hungary svg.png I'm Not, Actually, I Just Ate Grand Prix Hungaroring Who cares? Flag of Hungary svg.png HWNSNBM Flag of Hungary svg.png HWNSNBM Flag of Hungary svg.png HWNSNBM Flag of Hungary svg.png Hovercraft Racing Powered by Eels
13 Flag of Canada svg.png Canadian Grand Prix, eh? Montreal TBA Flag of Canada svg.png Jacques Lelleneuve Flag of Canada svg.png Lel Pease Flag of Canada svg.png Seth Rogan, somehow
14 Flag of the United States svg.png United States, Home of the Whopper Grand Prix Long Beach TBA
15 Flag of Finland svg.png Finish Powerball Grand Prix Lelsinki TBA
16 Flag of Italy svg.png Biscotti Grand Prix Monzarella TBA
17 Flag of Japan svg.png Yo Sushi! Grand Prix Suzuka Smarch 13th, 1989

Championship Standings

Driver's Championship

Constructor's Championship