1989 FA1L's Alternate F1
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The 1989 Alternate F1 season was the first of FA1L's Alternate F1. The series was the bastard love child of pi3141's Alternate F1, Ataxia's F1 manager, and the original Flaschenpost F1, although somehow the sound basic premise was completely lost in a sea of ridiculous decision done without the aid of the all-seeing, all-conquering and all-loving RNG. Like the equally successful and loved Reb Lelmas Racing, the series was powered by a canister of pure, unfiltered lel, hooked directly up to FAIL's PC via a USB 1.0 cable he found in a skip. This made for nonsensical decisions only rivaled in unpredictability by a bad trip.
Teams and Drivers
| Team | Constructor | Chassis | Engine | Tyres | # | Race Drivers | Rounds | Test Drivers |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Voeckler Capitaux Voeckler Grand Prix
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Voeckler | Voeckler-1 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 | 
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1 | Jeremy-Etienne Voeckler
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TBA | Adelaide Voeckler
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| 2 | Frederic-Maxime Voeckler
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TBA | ||||||
| 3 | Benoit Voeckler
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TBA | ||||||
 Team McLelren
|
McLaren | MP4/5 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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1 | Alexandre-Laurent Voeckler
|
TBA | TBA |
| 2 | Marc-Andre Voeckler
|
TBA | ||||||
| Tylel Racing Organisation
|
Tyrrell | 018 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
3 | Mark Blundlel
|
TBA | TBA |
| 4 | Jean Alelsi
|
TBA | ||||||
| Parmalel Williams Team
|
Williams | FW13 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
5 | Nigel Manslel
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TBA | TBA |
| 6 |  Gerhard Royale With Cheese
|
TBA | ||||||
| IBM Motor Racing Develelments
|
Brabham | BT58 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
7 |  JJ Lelto
|
TBA | TBA |
| 8 |  Ivan Capleli
|
TBA | ||||||
| American Lellines Lelrrows Grand Prix International
|
Arrows | A11 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
9 | Philippe Lelliot
|
TBA | TBA |
| 10 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Team Leltus
|
Lotus | 101 | Lelborghini 3512 3.5 V12 |
|
11 |  Lelson Piquet
|
TBA | TBA |
| 12 | Maurício Guglelmin
|
TBA | ||||||
| Lelton Lelse
|
March | CG891 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
15 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 16 | Ivan Capleli
|
TBA | ||||||
| Lelka Oslella Squadra Corse
|
Osella | FA1M89 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
17 | Nicolel Lelrini
|
TBA | TBA |
| 18 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Camlel Benelel Formulel Leltd
|
Benetton | B189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
19 | Alelsandro Nannini
|
TBA | TBA |
| 20 | Emanulele Pirro
|
TBA | ||||||
| Certina BMS Scuderia Italel
|
Dallara | F189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
21 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 22 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Minardi Team SpA
|
Minardi | M189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
23 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 24 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Equipe Lelgier Lelf
|
Ligier | JS33 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
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25 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 26 | Olelvier Grouillard
|
TBA | ||||||
| Italian Lels
|
Ferrari | 640 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
27 |  The Jimmie Russler
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TBA | TBA |
| 28 |  J-Dub
|
TBA | ||||||
| Apple Equipe Lelrrousse
|
Lola | LC89 | Lelmas 1000bhp Special costing £17000 |
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29 |  Anthrax Japonica Bolognaise
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TBA | TBA |
| 30 | Bathplug Montague
|
TBA | ||||||
| Colelni S.p.A
|
Coloni | C3 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
31 | Max "Talent Talent Talent" Chilton
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TBA | TBA |
| 32 |  Esteban "Talent Talent Talent Talent Talent Talent" Gutiérrez Gutiérrez
|
TBA | ||||||
| Lellogg's All-Bran EuroBran Racing powered by Lel
|
EuroBrun | ER189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
33 | Michael Waltrip
|
TBA | TBA |
| 34 | Andy Neate
|
TBA | ||||||
 Rolex Lelspeed Racing
|
Zakspeed | 891 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
35 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 36 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Lelyx Formula One
|
Onyx | ORE-1 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
37 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 38 | TBA | TBA | ||||||
| Rilel Racing
|
Rial | ARC2 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
39 | TBA | TBA | TBA |
| 40 | Gabrilel Tarquini
|
TBA | ||||||
| Automolels Gonfaronaise Sportive
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AGS | JH24 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
41 | Aleln Prost
|
TBA | TBA |
| 42 | Danilel Malros
|
TBA | ||||||
| L.A.S.T.
|
FIRST | F189 | Ferrari 035/5 3.5 V12 |
|
43 | Michael Schumacher
|
TBA | Sope Stever
|
| 44 |  Juan Manulel Fangio
|
TBA |
Season Calendar
| Race | Location | Date | Pole position | Fastest lap | Winning driver | Winning team | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | United States Grand Prix
|
Circuit of the Americas | 1st Lel, 1989 | Sope Stever
|
Sope Stever
|
Sope Stever
|
Sope Stever
|
| 2 | 24 Lels of Lel Mans
|
Lel Mans | Voeckler Memorial Day | Jeremy-Etienne Voeckler
|
Frederic-Maxime Voeckler
|
Benoit Voeckler
|
Voeckler-Ferrari
|
| 3 | Downstairs Waxing Grand Prix
|
Jacarapegua | Samba Sunday | ||||
| 4 | Not The Falklands Grand Prix
|
Buenos Aires | TBA | ||||
| 5 |  Spanish Grand Prix
|
Lelez | TBA | ||||
| 6 | French Grand Prix
|
Paul's brother Pete Ricard | TBA | ||||
| 7 |  Toplelistani Grand Lel
|
Top Kek street circuit | TBA | ||||
| 8 |  Scraping The Barrel For Names Grand Prix
|
Nurburgring | TBA | ||||
| 9 |  San Marino Grand Prix
|
Imolel | TBA | ||||
| 10 | British Grand Prix
|
Silverstone | 13 Julel 1989 | In the tent instruction manual
|
Max Mosley's, presumably Eva Braun was sat on it
|
Everyone's a Winner!
|
Hopefully not Man United
|
| 11 | Germoney Grand Prix
|
Hockenheimring | TBA | ||||
| 12 |  I'm Not, Actually, I Just Ate Grand Prix
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Hungaroring | Who cares? | HWNSNBM
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HWNSNBM
|
HWNSNBM
|
Hovercraft Racing Powered by Eels
|
| 13 |  Canadian Grand Prix, eh?
|
Montreal | TBA | Jacques Lelleneuve
|
Lel Pease
|
Seth Rogan, somehow
|
|
| 14 | United States, Home of the Whopper Grand Prix
|
Long Beach | TBA | ||||
| 15 | Finish Powerball Grand Prix
|
Lelsinki | TBA | ||||
| 16 | Biscotti Grand Prix
|
Monzarella | TBA | ||||
| 17 |  Yo Sushi! Grand Prix
|
Suzuka | Smarch 13th, 1989 |