Baker's Law

Baker's Law, relating to discussions on the Formula One Rejects forum, is the theory that, given enough time, all forum topics will ultimately descend into a discussion of dr-baker's female predicament.

Related (tangentially) to Godwin's Law (I need not elaborate), an old F1 Rejects favourite, HWNSNBM's Law and the rather more generally motorsport-related Hughes' Law, this law is usually invoked via a comment from dr-baker, whether it directly relates to describing himself as "being nearly 30 and still a VR-01" (excellent use of F1 terminology there), whether it is a very subtle hint, or whether it was absolutely nothing to do with it and is (seriously or jokingly) interpreted as such by other forum members.

dr-baker is also famous for declaring his intention to marry one of Bernie Ecclestone's daughters if that would help to save F1... from what, he never said.